I’m on Holidays!!! February 22, 2008
Yay!! Congrats to me!! I can’t wait to get this party started!! I’m gonna have a nap!!!
Gag Fest February 20, 2008
We had a smelly visitor last night.
No, I’m not talking about Pepe, I would have gladly traded him for the one we had to have stay with us last night. My mom picks up strays, and I get that, but did she ever land herself a stinker! This person, yes, I am talking about a real human being, reeeeeked of piss. Not just any old piss though, the kind that’s weeks old and has permeated the person’s clothes and pores. She was staying in the basement and I couldn’t go down there because it reeked so badly.
How does one not know that they smell like a gas station bathroom in July? Did she care that she was literally causing people around her to gag? Thank God she only stayed 24 hours. After she left we had to open all the windows, light every candle we had in the house and spray about a boat load of Febreze before the house stopped smelling like a run-down nursing home.
Oh I wish………..
