I could not have created a better event that presses all of my panic buttons at once. COLONOSCOPY!!!! I took the Fleet Phosphosoda stuff and that just made my day. It tasted like saltwater with a bit of soap thrown in. I accidentally threw some of it up on the kitchen counter. I heard it was the gentler of the two (Fleet and Citromag) and that it would take a few hours to kick in so I went back to bed. As soon as my ass hit the bed I felt a distinct gurgling, then it was all downhill from there. I was in the bathroom for the better part of three hours. The actual pooping part wasn’t bad, I was basically passing liquid, but the wiping was hell. It burns, it burns!!! The pooping stopped around 9ish (I took the stuff at 3:00) and I’ve been “filling up” on popsicles and jello all night. I’m so hungry!!!! It’s 5:41am…… 20 minutes until I have to drink the Citromag and I’m terrified. I don’t seem to be very good at drinking things I don’t like and I have a feeling this is going to be horrendous (plus I’m not really looking forward to another round of diarrhea olympics either).
Colonoscopy September 23, 2008
Just to make me feel better.
Too bad they’re both from the male perspective.
